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TEMPORARILY RETIRED

Hi, I am a guy living in Italy (pizza, pasta, pepperoni, coliseum, the tower of Pisa and all those other stereotypes you like) who enjoys playing FlTron (thanks MeFuzzy).

I believe that is the only game I play online, and most likely the only virtual game I play. I have the feeling that the best player right now is LightBeam, followed by Bornsatin, Trongod, and a lot of other players you can discover on LightBeam profile (listed there).

Still, I found out the funniest thing about many FlTron players: they're very touchy. If you tell them they did something wrong in a round they get all: you're nobody, you suck, you're weak, your mother's ass (yeah, I know, she's terrible. Trust me, I know better). But as far as I know, the network is filled with people who seek only a verbal confrontation and to be honest, sometimes I even like it.

Often when you play along they become friendly and very like "Oh, you're ok, Uni."

I know I'm okay. I'm a nice guy.

Of course, this is not true for the players mentioned before. They're good player, yes, because they know how to play, but then mainly because they know how to lose with style (fighting, struggling, passing through tiny holes). And they know when they make mistakes and don't put up a drama for it.

What else: ah, list of worst players I ever met.

Guest-1 alias The King. He is fun if you don't consider his arrogance. I just don't get why he always claims to win more matches than he have. For example, let's say he wins 2 out of 5 matches, he'll assure you he won 8 matches!

AllMightyGod alias My Personal Jesus. I think he is a good player. I list him here just because he gets too competitive and has the personal goal to steal his opponent's ip address. And then, he often plays as a guest and reveals himself if and only if he wins.

BuildAndPwn alias iLag. He is in the list because sometimes he lags and is not willing to admit it, nor  to do anything to solve the problem. Then he takes as an offense if you say he lags (and I say it to everyone: it's not your fault! It's your connection, you silly kids! Noone is accusing you!) and starts responding with the usual "you lost, you suck, you motherf..., etc."

A few more things:

1) Why do I speak English? Because I studied it at school, but mainly because I watch too many British/American tv shows. It's an addiction. Still, if I don't get something, be patient.

2) I might create a list of best players (but there is the ranking system and the profile of LightBeam for that), but I think it's more funny and useful to extend the one of the worst players.

3) Since I never said I am the best player of FlTron (since I'm not), but I think I'm just good at it, when opponents get excited and petulant about winning over me, I don't care. In Italy (well, ok, in Rome) we say "Me rimbalza" which means, it bounces off me.

4) Yes, yes, I have to mention StoryMan as one of the best players, because I think he is good and my soul would not have felt ok if I didn't left a little space for him

AND THEN THERE IS T4T.